Holy Georgia Air (Limited Edition)

Breathe in the luxury, y’all. This exclusive jar of Holy Georgia Air has been carefully hand-harvested from the heart of the South, where the oppression hugs you like an overbearing aunt and just a lil’ bit of racism builds character. Each jar captures the pure essence of Georgia itself: resilience, soul, and a hint of sweet tea trauma.

Our artisans (me) bottled this one-of-a-kind air with reverence and precision, ensuring that each molecule embodies Southern sanctity. Perfect for those seeking enlightenment, nostalgia, or a tax bracket upgrade. Best enjoyed when you can’t afford to escape, but still want to feel like you’re living above the Mason-Dixon line.

If you stayed this long, congratulations on having both taste and a sense of humor. This is not a real product. It is satire meant to make you laugh and think. But my Activist Fund is very real, and it supports the work that actually matters: pouring resources back into the Black community, fighting systemic injustice, funding research and outreach, and contributing to charities that create tangible change. Any purchases will be considered a donation and will go directly to that fund to help us do REAL good in the community.

Because while this air may be imaginary, the fight for justice is not.

Donate here: https://gofund.me/2a627596e