Burn The Patriarchy Fanny Pack

Raise your hand if you’re tired of the patriarchy. (Everyone raises their hand.) Good, because it’s time to set that outdated system on fire. This Burn Book-inspired fanny pack isn’t just an accessory—it’s a necessity for anyone who’s ready to shake the table. Whether you’re at a protest, hitting the gym, dancing at a festival, or just living your best activist life, this bag keeps your essentials secure while you focus on dismantling male fragility.

With an adjustable strap for the perfect fit, you can wear it around your waist or across your chest—whichever feels more power move. The bold, Burn Book-style lettering lets everyone know exactly where you stand, no explanations needed. So go ahead, march, lift, dance, or call out your coworker for mansplaining. The patriarchy isn’t happening on your watch.

Why You Need It:
✔ Hands-free design so you can literally fight the patriarchy
✔ Adjustable strap—wear it your way
✔ Spacious enough for your phone, keys, and emergency feminist rants
✔ Bold Burn Book aesthetic for a look that’s so fetch

Because if the patriarchy thought we were just gonna sit there and let it happen… that was so embarrassing for them.

.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts