The kitchen isn’t just for cooking—it’s also where we roast outdated systems. Whether you’re whipping up a meal, hosting a dinner party, or just casually plotting the downfall of the patriarchy, this Burn the Patriarchy apron is here to make sure you do it in style. Inspired by Mean Girls with a Burn Book-style design, this apron is perfect for feminists who know that smashing the system is best served hot.
With an adjustable neck strap and roomy front pockets, this apron is as practical as it is bold. Protect your clothes while serving looks and reminding everyone that the only thing getting burned today is centuries of oppression. So go ahead, bake, sauté, stir the pot—because you were never meant to just sit there and look pretty.
Why You Need It: ✔ Adjustable neck strap for a comfortable fit ✔ Spacious front pockets for holding utensils, spices, or your list of comebacks for sexist relatives ✔ Burn Book-inspired lettering for the perfect Mean Girls energy ✔ Ideal for chefs, bakers, grill masters, and anyone who refuses to let the patriarchy simmer any longer
Because if they thought we’d just stay in the kitchen and keep quiet… that’s so embarrassing for them.
